Comments on: Creative Columns #3: Beam Me Up, Scotty! http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm Designers' point of view Mon, 12 May 2008 07:25:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: Studio469 » Blog Archive » Creative Columns #15: Invisibility http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-14813 Studio469 » Blog Archive » Creative Columns #15: Invisibility Fri, 09 Nov 2007 13:32:32 +0000 http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-14813 [...] a year ago i talked about advancements in the field of teleportation. new technological developments always get my neurons firing. so in search for some scientific [...] […] a year ago i talked about advancements in the field of teleportation. new technological developments always get my neurons firing. so in search for some scientific […]

]]> By: Studio 469 » Blog Archive » Marketing Monday #2: If Everybody Looked The Same http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-173 Studio 469 » Blog Archive » Marketing Monday #2: If Everybody Looked The Same Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:08:07 +0000 http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-173 [...] And that’s just what happened to me 2 months ago. Within 15 minutes I walked straight into my new life. (have to admit I actually did make some adjustments to look better on screen) Well there ‘I’ was, at the gates of the ‘Promised Land’, looking quite happy with my second ‘me’. (For those of you who tuned in later… I’m not schizophrenic, there really is a second ‘me’, for 15 minutes) And at this playground just before the gates to the ‘promised land’ I had my first moment of doubt. Walking there I could only think of one song: “If everybody looked the same” by Groove Armada. We’d get tired of looking at each other, is how the song continues, and that’s just how I felt. I have never felt like this in my whole life, and now in my new, so called, second life it only took me 20 minutes. (15 minutes plastic surgery included) However all first steps are difficult, so I continued and I teleported (yeah Jan, I already made it so far ) myself to the ‘real (second) world’ aka ‘the Promised Land’. [...] […] And that’s just what happened to me 2 months ago. Within 15 minutes I walked straight into my new life. (have to admit I actually did make some adjustments to look better on screen) Well there ‘I’ was, at the gates of the ‘Promised Land’, looking quite happy with my second ‘me’. (For those of you who tuned in later… I’m not schizophrenic, there really is a second ‘me’, for 15 minutes) And at this playground just before the gates to the ‘promised land’ I had my first moment of doubt. Walking there I could only think of one song: “If everybody looked the same” by Groove Armada. We’d get tired of looking at each other, is how the song continues, and that’s just how I felt. I have never felt like this in my whole life, and now in my new, so called, second life it only took me 20 minutes. (15 minutes plastic surgery included) However all first steps are difficult, so I continued and I teleported (yeah Jan, I already made it so far ) myself to the ‘real (second) world’ aka ‘the Promised Land’. […]

]]> By: Brian http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-58 Brian Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:46:11 +0000 http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-58 We'll just share 50-50 no problem. We’ll just share 50-50 no problem.

]]> By: Jan van der Asdonk http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-57 Jan van der Asdonk Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:36:33 +0000 http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-57 awesome brain, i'll go right ahead an patent all of those right now! awesome brain, i’ll go right ahead an patent all of those right now!

]]> By: Brian http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-56 Brian Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:12:07 +0000 http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-56 I see a lot of business opportunities here, new markets opening up. Just thinking of some products one could produce in the line of Teleportation: - Teleporter Entrance, you enter to pop out at any exit of your desire - Teleporter Exit, allows you to exit after using the Teleporter Entrance - Teleporter Combi, the entrance & exit in one - Teleporter Deluxe, faster teleport, less headaches - Teleporter Wi-Fi, go anywhere wireless - Instant Teleport, a pre-paid based version, allows you to teleport at any time - Teleport-UPS-service, the simple door to door service from UPS - Tele-phone, whenever you get a call you can meet the person face to face - Telestorage, have an extra storage to your disposal - Tele-office, share an office with your colleagues, somewhere in the middle nowhere - My-tele-spaces, have shared spaces with your friends did I forget anything? I see a lot of business opportunities here, new markets opening up. Just thinking of some products one could produce in the line of Teleportation:

- Teleporter Entrance, you enter to pop out at any exit of your desire
- Teleporter Exit, allows you to exit after using the Teleporter Entrance
- Teleporter Combi, the entrance & exit in one
- Teleporter Deluxe, faster teleport, less headaches
- Teleporter Wi-Fi, go anywhere wireless
- Instant Teleport, a pre-paid based version, allows you to teleport at any time
- Teleport-UPS-service, the simple door to door service from UPS
- Tele-phone, whenever you get a call you can meet the person face to face
- Telestorage, have an extra storage to your disposal
- Tele-office, share an office with your colleagues, somewhere in the middle nowhere
- My-tele-spaces, have shared spaces with your friends

did I forget anything?

]]> By: Mathijs http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-55 Mathijs Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:07:01 +0000 http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-55 This is you're first column I really liked, the other ones were ok, this one is coollll. Teleportation huh, would make my paper rounds a lot easier :P But then I'll probably get teleportation-sickness or something. Would there be something like a teleportation-allergy? Some allergy that would teleportate random parts of your body, hmm funny (not really). Speaking of the CIA, I can only hope that they (or any other stupid American gouvernment agency) get their hands on it, cause they would only use it for evil, like they do with everything else they touch. They are evil, people: THE U.S. ARE EVIL GROARRRRR !@$!) ))!@# !@$)(!@NJMPO!@$............... (Mum): Sorry guys, we had to put Mathijs back in his cage, he has a very agressive form of U.S. fobia. Later. This is you’re first column I really liked, the other ones were ok, this one is coollll. Teleportation huh, would make my paper rounds a lot easier :P But then I’ll probably get teleportation-sickness or something. Would there be something like a teleportation-allergy? Some allergy that would teleportate random parts of your body, hmm funny (not really). Speaking of the CIA, I can only hope that they (or any other stupid American gouvernment agency) get their hands on it, cause they would only use it for evil, like they do with everything else they touch. They are evil, people: THE U.S. ARE EVIL GROARRRRR !@$!) ))!@# !@$)(!@NJMPO!@$…………… (Mum): Sorry guys, we had to put Mathijs back in his cage, he has a very agressive form of U.S. fobia. Later.

]]> By: Guus http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-54 Guus Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:55:45 +0000 http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-54 Oh man, this really gets my fantasy started. What if some crazy guy was to put two of those portals horizontal, and put one on those on the floor, and one 1km up in the air, this would give you the worlds largest freefall! Or even better, people always talking about tunneling to China, you could do it! Get yourself a ladder, put a portal on the floor, ask your Chinese friend to put one on the ground too, jump in, and keep falling up and down till you get tired of it. Ok, ok one more. Get a big ladder, put one portal on the floor, connect it to two standing up ones, if you go fast enough, you could travel horizontaly to the next one... Ok, I wont let you share any more of my creative energy for today. You probably couldn't stumach it... Anyway, I think we need to find more uses out of this technology than only transportation, I'm talking free energy. What if we create some of those gates to get some kinetic energy into sea-water or whatever, you could have all the energy you need. But this will only be true if you get more energy out of this than you need, back to you mr Newton Oh man, this really gets my fantasy started. What if some crazy guy was to put two of those portals horizontal, and put one on those on the floor, and one 1km up in the air, this would give you the worlds largest freefall! Or even better, people always talking about tunneling to China, you could do it! Get yourself a ladder, put a portal on the floor, ask your Chinese friend to put one on the ground too, jump in, and keep falling up and down till you get tired of it.

Ok, ok one more. Get a big ladder, put one portal on the floor, connect it to two standing up ones, if you go fast enough, you could travel horizontaly to the next one… Ok, I wont let you share any more of my creative energy for today. You probably couldn’t stumach it…

Anyway, I think we need to find more uses out of this technology than only transportation, I’m talking free energy. What if we create some of those gates to get some kinetic energy into sea-water or whatever, you could have all the energy you need. But this will only be true if you get more energy out of this than you need, back to you mr Newton

]]> By: Jan van der Asdonk http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-53 Jan van der Asdonk Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:51:03 +0000 http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-53 cia? crap, those guys never get off my back! we might wanna cool this down a bit, cause it's not like they're my biggest fans. but hey, that's what you get when publishing government secrets... maybe the next column will be more c.i.a.-friendly...woops gotta go hide, red laser dots are flying all over the room now... cia? crap, those guys never get off my back! we might wanna cool this down a bit, cause it’s not like they’re my biggest fans. but hey, that’s what you get when publishing government secrets…

maybe the next column will be more c.i.a.-friendly…woops gotta go hide, red laser dots are flying all over the room now…

]]> By: Brian http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-52 Brian Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:42:33 +0000 http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-52 Teleportation, that would be super nice, but then the problem would be to keep it secret, since the coolness-index (C.I.) will drop according to the number of users. What I'm trying to say is, if teleportation is possible, which I don't doubt at all, how would we know, who would want to share such a cool feature, or apparatus, with the rest of the world. The advantage of being at two places at once, or in the blink of an eye, is gone when everyone has access to these teleports. So I was doing some research just now, and I found a company by the name of T-Port inc., which is apparently owned by some kind of wacky professor by the name of E. Polzik, but of course I dug deeper to find that this T-port company is actually owned by the C.I.A. now doesn't that make sense... Teleportation, that would be super nice, but then the problem would be to keep it secret, since the coolness-index (C.I.) will drop according to the number of users. What I’m trying to say is, if teleportation is possible, which I don’t doubt at all, how would we know, who would want to share such a cool feature, or apparatus, with the rest of the world. The advantage of being at two places at once, or in the blink of an eye, is gone when everyone has access to these teleports. So I was doing some research just now, and I found a company by the name of T-Port inc., which is apparently owned by some kind of wacky professor by the name of E. Polzik, but of course I dug deeper to find that this T-port company is actually owned by the C.I.A. now doesn’t that make sense…

]]> By: Martijn http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-51 Martijn Wed, 01 Nov 2006 22:13:01 +0000 http://www.studio469.com/blog/2006/11/creative-columns-3-beam-me-up-scotty.htm#comment-51 oooo i would love to get a pair of teleportation of to my house. how lovely would it be.... sitting in the bar all night long, your wifes calls you: WHERE ARE YOU? well at home honey, i was working in the garden.... BLEEP... coming to think of this, my smart-ass wife would have this feminin instinct that knows i'm drinking and BLEEPS her ass over to check out the things i do... DAMN.... okay we can work with this problem out. dont know how, but i'm sure we can. Next great thing about teleportation, being able to snowboard everyday one hour after work!!! COOL.... unfortunately i wasn't the only one....... I really wish I would just get one for myself, just for me and my small secret clan with doors around the world... Great column by the way!!! oooo i would love to get a pair of teleportation of to my house. how lovely would it be…. sitting in the bar all night long, your wifes calls you: WHERE ARE YOU? well at home honey, i was working in the garden…. BLEEP… coming to think of this, my smart-ass wife would have this feminin instinct that knows i’m drinking and BLEEPS her ass over to check out the things i do… DAMN…. okay we can work with this problem out. dont know how, but i’m sure we can.
Next great thing about teleportation, being able to snowboard everyday one hour after work!!! COOL….
unfortunately i wasn’t the only one…….
I really wish I would just get one for myself, just for me and my small secret clan with doors around the world…
Great column by the way!!!

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